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when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"
by Joseph Saint August 17, 2007
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Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
by GREENYCREW September 10, 2007
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(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.
He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.
by Thatwaslike8yearsago October 21, 2012
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WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE
DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... WHAT AN ASS.
by JIGMIC August 27, 2008
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Mike'dfood
Receiving your food from a restaurant last among the party that you are with. Usually a significant amount of time after the rest of your party.
I ordered first and still haven't gotten my food yet, everyone else is halfway done already. I hope I'm not getting Mike'd today.

Jimmy got Mike'd at lunch and now we are all going to be late!
by Z3k3 December 21, 2016
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Mikedcollege
"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"
by Doodlydoo August 02, 2016
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Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
by GREENYCREW September 10, 2007
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