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Michael Diamond of the Beastie Boys, hip-hop pioneers.
by Hello Nasty April 04, 2005
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The boy who was raised by wolves.

Knows ninja shit.

Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.
'dude, check out that guy hookin' up those four bros!'

'I know, he's totally a Mike D!'
by SABD January 27, 2010
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Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".
"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
by IRM Staff January 12, 2009
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Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.
by Dusty Lark July 23, 2012
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The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.
While talking to the audience John mike'd up.
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1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently
by Jimmy Swagger February 06, 2010
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Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"
by phoyto March 27, 2009
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