when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"
by Joseph Saint August 17, 2007
1 Word related to Mike D.
Top Definition
Michael Diamond of the Beastie Boys, hip-hop pioneers.
Mike D. with the master plan.
by Hello Nasty April 04, 2005
The boy who was raised by wolves.

Knows ninja shit.

Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.
'dude, check out that guy hookin' up those four bros!'

'I know, he's totally a Mike D!'
by SABD January 27, 2010
Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".
"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
by IRM Staff January 12, 2009
The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.
While talking to the audience John mike'd up.
by the_fish_says_quack April 01, 2009
Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.
by Dusty Lark July 23, 2012
Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"
by phoyto March 27, 2009
1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently
by Jimmy Swagger February 06, 2010

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