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The act of getting fooled in fantasy football surrounding all the hype of RB Christine Michael based on a single player note that stated, "C-Mike: Ready to rock!"
Last year Tyler got C-Mike'd in our fantasy football league when he dropped his whole team and blew his load that C-Mike was ready to rock when really he was a pit of despair.
C-Mike'd by TSBC August 18, 2016
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Mike Colin 

Under-appreciated musician/producer/songwriter from Denver, Colorado whose business manager, Paul Holmes, lied to Denver media in an attempt to ruin Mike's career. (See westword.com, Mike Colin RIP).
Mike Colin by T Douglas January 17, 2009

Mike Chang 

He is just another douche with another product that aims at body builders to try to scam them into trading their money for Mike Chang's Wang juice (Which consist of hobbit seaman, dragon testicles and corkscrew duck wieners). This conCOCKtion will leave you broke and looking like Gandolf had just rammed his staff up your ass.
"Hi Mike Chang here, if you want to watch a 2 minute Youtube video, you must first watch 3 minutes of my garbage."

or
"I have pay the internet so much money that I am advertised everywhere and every page you click on will have a picture of me on it and this will occur until you pay me to stop bothering you!"
Mike Chang by Sketchywhale November 18, 2013

Mike Chang 

Annoying motherfucker
mike chang: HOW TO GET SIX PACK IN 1 WEEK GUYS! ERHMAHGERD!
Mike Chang by zoidberg November 2, 2013

Mike Carden

A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.
Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.
An individual cup with ones name labeled on it for drinking, only to be used by that individual. It is used to avoid sharing cups with others during drinking games and avoiding sickness.
Right when Eric got to the party he made his own Mike Cup because there was a nasty virus going around.
Mike Cup by skorn1 April 9, 2011

Mike Check 

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.
Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.
Mike Check by KDes October 6, 2010