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one who dresses up like the pope (funny hat optional) and practices torture techniques using nipple clips and car batteries. and collects male chromosomes
mike is so mike
by Balhtem April 12, 2010
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Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke
I Miked it
by lucylucylulu February 23, 2010
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one who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.
"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"

"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"

"yeah what an orp"

"lawls"

"lawls indeed, lawls indeed
by im not Phill April 14, 2009
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A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
by dave555123 November 18, 2010
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a man with an extremely small penis
"Is it in yet"-Girl
"Yeh"-Guy
"O u must be a Mike"-Girl
by Is it a word i can say? February 16, 2006
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The word awesome comes from the name Mike. Mike's have great taste in music food and the best kind of humor. Mike's are great guys, they seem to be able to fix anything and are very selfless and modest which is very attractive. Mike's voice is the hottest and they speak the clearest and when you hear a Mike speak your heart beat escalates and makes you melt. You can talk for hours and never run out of things to say or get bored. Mike's have the clearest eyes that when stared into make you lose your train of thought because they are so deep. Mikes an intellectual kind of man, the perfect mix of sweet and genuine.
Mike makes me smile all day my face hurts. What a guy.
by Mikes soulmate June 29, 2016
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