Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.

Also. The MOST common English Male Name.
by nightra February 27, 2009
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Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'..

and i agree.
hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!
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Mike is usually a tennis ball made by Chris and Carissa. Mike is a nice, funny guy who tells jokes and has a good looking face.
Oh look at Mike he is so guapo, and good looking!
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We will be arriving at the LZ in five mikes.
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A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike.
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A person generally known for his ability to fistfuck chimpanzees. Mike's seem to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys, with no pants on, while slapjacking to the beat of any song by Pantera.

Commonly known as the coolest person you will ever meat (and yes, it's spelled like that intentionally), Mike's have an insatiable appetite for eating babies.

One of Mike's favorite past times is hiding in bushes and throwing his own feces at passersby. While this sounds dirty, I assure you that Mike's are generally not a dirty creature. This has been documented by Mike's enthusiasm for his perfectly shorn nutsack... which will sometimes be presented as a "grapefruit" for those that are lucky enough to see it.
Hi, my name is Mike.
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The guy who melts your insides the minute you look into his eyes. He’s calm and cool at first, but there’s a hot sexual fire brimming behind those smoldering eyes. His kisses send fire through every part of your body. He then throws you off track and ropes you in with his witty sense of humor and quirky comebacks. Then like a stealth panther, you’re captured and mesmerized by his warmth and kind heart. There’s no turning back now, you’re his captive audience, you’re trapped, you’re hypnotized, you’re drugged by his presence. There’s no escaping, he will forever be imprinted onto your soul. He is Mike, he is one of a kind and you are forever grateful for having a part of him in your life. He is your secret soulmate but you can never tell him that, because he fears commitment. So in the end, you can only write Urban Dictionary quotes and sweetly fantasize about a life with Mike. He also has a great ass, chest and shoulders which will rock your world.....just sayin.
There’s no one in the world like Mike, be like Mike!
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