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Yo btch, where's the mike's at?
by Lizxxthexxhoe July 16, 2006
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A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike.
by Kinley66666 January 04, 2008
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bipolar person, doing weird things
I pulled a mike when i yelled at her in the middle of our hug.
by crazydaisy24 February 08, 2010
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We will be arriving at the LZ in five mikes.
by mikesama February 03, 2010
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Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
Oh Look...It's another Mike.
by Dad..... January 09, 2008
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A person generally known for his ability to fistfuck chimpanzees. Mike's seem to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys, with no pants on, while slapjacking to the beat of any song by Pantera.

Commonly known as the coolest person you will ever meat (and yes, it's spelled like that intentionally), Mike's have an insatiable appetite for eating babies.

One of Mike's favorite past times is hiding in bushes and throwing his own feces at passersby. While this sounds dirty, I assure you that Mike's are generally not a dirty creature. This has been documented by Mike's enthusiasm for his perfectly shorn nutsack... which will sometimes be presented as a "grapefruit" for those that are lucky enough to see it.
Hi, my name is Mike.
by allupinyabuttfoshowitdelscorho February 05, 2010
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To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
by purplepangolin May 17, 2007
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