22
Okay, so a guy called Mike is usually very sexy and funny. You can talk to Mike for hours and never ever get bored. When you look at him, he takes away your breath <== That's how hot and sexy he is.Usually people say that hot people are dumb and very conceited. And most of the time this is true... but NOT when talking about MIke. Even though he is extremely hot and bangable, he is also pretty smart and understanding. Sometimes he may act like he is very conceited and "into himself" kid, but he is just pretending, trust me. If you get to know MIke, you will soon understand that he is one of the best friends you can ever have. He may be a very big dick( usually he refers to himself as an 'asshole'). Nevertheless, he is one of the sweetest and caring people you will ever meet.

Naturally,most Mikes skate, but other may ride a bike, scooter, and car as well.ALso some mikes are 'Scene'
Mikes usually LOVE music. They say that Music is one of the biggest parts of their lives.

scientific name for Mike is Mikeuis Sexyoulis Fuckaholicus. <3
1.Me: hey look at this kid! he is mad fucking hot!
My friend: DUHH. His NAme is MIke ! DUH

2. Syd: OMG! This kid loves music
kerry: DUh. HE is a total MIke
by damnvanitysex June 26, 2010
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
23
Brooke Barnett has the BEST mike in the world.
by Micheal's love June 28, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
24
the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
he look at the mike over there bet he has a big dick
by mike the barbarian October 15, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
25
A wonderful, charming, gorgeous, adorable, cute, happy boy who attracts all the older women. He acts like he doesn't like it, but on the inside it's totally obvious. Mike is athletic, social, and fun to be around. He is currently single. I repeat, CURRENTLY SINGLE.
"Woah man, who's that kid who just passed by?"

"I dont know, he must be that Mike kid, but I think I'm gay."
by simsturgess! May 20, 2009
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
26
Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
by thejunk47 February 02, 2010
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
27
A term in common usage by the military for minutes. Comes from the phonetic alphabet where "M" is "Mike"
"Roger, I'll be with you in two mikes."
by "Yak" October 31, 2005
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
28
What you believe to be the average guy. But beneath this quiet boy, beyond what the eye can see, there lies a hero inside. One that if you get to know, can show you love, make you laugh, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Because make makes sure he does not become one person but is always evolving to connect to the one person he wants to share the moment with. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. Mike is only great because of the people around him, without those who make him great, he is nothing. He tries his hardest to make You happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. therefore, he makes a great party favor. A Mike will save the world.
"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"Hey invite mike!"
by M1ke C August 22, 2009
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush