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22.
A man who was gifted with magical hands.

Said to be a sexual deviant who can make the ladies tremble with delight at the pleasures protruding from his fingers.
Girl: "That guy knew exactly what to do with his hands! I think I'm in love..."
Friend: "Ha! Sounds like a Mike!"

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by LemonDrop February 21, 2012
 
23.
Mike is a ridiculously amazing person. He can make anything using his lovely hands, and most of the time it's for the kids. He can be deep, dark and poetic one moment, and a sweetheart-gentleman the next. It is nice to know him from all sides. In fact, Mike looks amazing from any angle. He makes apple sauce in my eyes.
Mike is so wonderful, I think I opposite-of-hate him.
by LilyMikesGirl October 07, 2011
 
24.
The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.
Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!
by johnnyappleseedjizzcakes July 07, 2011
 
25.
The guy that is kind, and is a bit of a bad boy with tatoos and piercings. But his eyes capture your heart at every glance. He is the protective boyfriend/husband, which always reasures you that he loves you.

He is a guy that you wish loved you. When you feel the connection with Mike, it is impossible to let him go.

His kindness is true, and his laugh is contagious.

If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.
wow...Mike is dreamy!
Mike has the eyes of a sex god!

Mikes are so. like...puzzles

Im in love with Mike!
by TMNTChickie September 30, 2009
 
26.
Okay, so a guy called Mike is usually very sexy and funny. You can talk to Mike for hours and never ever get bored. When you look at him, he takes away your breath <== That's how hot and sexy he is.Usually people say that hot people are dumb and very conceited. And most of the time this is true... but NOT when talking about MIke. Even though he is extremely hot and bangable, he is also pretty smart and understanding. Sometimes he may act like he is very conceited and "into himself" kid, but he is just pretending, trust me. If you get to know MIke, you will soon understand that he is one of the best friends you can ever have. He may be a very big dick( usually he refers to himself as an 'asshole'). Nevertheless, he is one of the sweetest and caring people you will ever meet.

Naturally,most Mikes skate, but other may ride a bike, scooter, and car as well.ALso some mikes are 'Scene'
Mikes usually LOVE music. They say that Music is one of the biggest parts of their lives.

scientific name for Mike is Mikeuis Sexyoulis Fuckaholicus. <3
1.Me: hey look at this kid! he is mad fucking hot!
My friend: DUHH. His NAme is MIke ! DUH

2. Syd: OMG! This kid loves music
kerry: DUh. HE is a total MIke
by damnvanitysex June 26, 2010
 
27.
The worst of the boys out there- Mike.
He's adorable, sweet, and kind. Easy to love and fall in love with, and he makes you give him your all with complete willingness. But in reality, he doesn't even care about you, he's embarrassed of you, won't talk to you in certain publics, and won't message you back. He will avoid you at all costs unless he has no way out. A complete heart breaker, and a self centered asshole who fucks around with your friends. And a waste of time. Stay away from Mikes.
I'm sorry that boy broke your heart, is just how they are. A Mike.
by number 00.7 August 11, 2011
 
28.
A guy who love to have fun with Echo Sound Woman.
Person 1 - 'Did you see that guy with Echo Sound Woman?
Person 2 - 'Yeah, he's such a Mike...'
by Slc97 June 18, 2011