A guy who's too cool for school. He's pretty good at video games. Drives a pretty nice car but could use some work. He has some girl and some guy friends. Has the chance with some girl but needs his balls to drop first. Is better than what he thinks he is. Is way to cautious and needs to throw chance to the wind.
Me: MIKE ASK HER OUT ALREADY!!!!
Mike: bububububut i don't know
Me: OMG quit being a chickenshit!
Mike: I'm not. I just don't know whether I should....
Me: Thats the exact definition of being a chickenshit. Dude she wants you to!
by Stretcherton April 15, 2013

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The most amazing boyfriend. This guy is always looking out for others and will always be there for you when you need him. Hot and sexy, the sound of his voice is enough to make his girlfriend's heart beat faster than ever. So irresistible and endearing that it will make you fall in love with him every time you hear him. The most amazing kisser and always has time to talk to his girl. He's so amazing that you will never stop thinking about him.
I am the luckiest girl in the world because I have the most amazing guy in the whole world and he is the only one I see. I can't live without Mike K.
by meh414 July 06, 2011

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Most loving guy in the world
You will love him forever and never let him go
A funny, loving, caring, sexy beast and you will fucking love him for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there?
Girl 1: Yeah I fucking love him!
Girl 2: But I want him!
Guy 2: Doesnt everybody?
Mike: Don't worry there is plenty of me to go around.
by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011

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A sexy sweet boyfriend.
Brooke Barnett has the BEST mike in the world.
by Micheal's love June 28, 2009

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A MAN WHO CAN CUM RAINBOWS
holy shit why does that chick have rainbows all over her?

Mike...
by V3n0m811 October 22, 2010

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Someone to hot for you. Can sing very well. Makes everyman inside the room with him jizz their pants so much, they die.
i bet that guy is a mike
by Smegmer January 15, 2011

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Hot guy, but usually a player. Never asks girls out only flirts with them, sexy nonetheless and girls are always somehow getting sucked in by this slightly jerky charmer.
Always surrounded, usually alone. Did it to yourself Mikey!
by allpunsintended March 05, 2012

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