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A real man. All them ladies are jealous of any woman dating a Mike. His hair parts like a beautiful waterfall. His eyes look like the ocean. His lips are warm and he kisses reaaalll good. He is the perfect boyfriend and any girl dating him will have very few female friends, because they're all jealous whores. Mike is fearless and will buy tampons for his woman. He is also very inappropriate in public places. I loooooove me some Mike.
What is that God-like figure hovering over my bed? Ohh, it's just Mike.
by Sweet Macaroon September 27, 2012
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the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet
mike is awesome.
by easty101 November 18, 2010
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A guy who's too cool for school. He's pretty good at video games. Drives a pretty nice car but could use some work. He has some girl and some guy friends. Has the chance with some girl but needs his balls to drop first. Is better than what he thinks he is. Is way to cautious and needs to throw chance to the wind.
Me: MIKE ASK HER OUT ALREADY!!!!
Mike: bububububut i don't know
Me: OMG quit being a chickenshit!
Mike: I'm not. I just don't know whether I should....
Me: Thats the exact definition of being a chickenshit. Dude she wants you to!
by Stretcherton April 15, 2013
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The cutest, most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing, a little shy at times, but really funny! Colorblind, but he's still the coolest kid ever. Mike is adorable, sweet and I love him!
Mike: Hey, you in the purple shirt!
Girl: My shirts pink..
by cheellleeeee May 20, 2009
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Mike steeles your heart, is perfect in every single way. He is a real man, a man you want to spend the rest of your life with. He is romantic leaving you hopelessly in love with him. Every time you are with him he makes you feel like a beautiful angel
An extraordinary man, always honest, he is loving, kindhearted, thoughtful and an absolute genius. He is perfection, inside and out.

He has most inviting eyes, easy to get lost in. a sweet however, extremely seductive grin. He is sexiest man alive. Two strong arms, the kind that make you feel safe. A rock hard six pack that goes along with his amazing chest. His chiseled cheeks and thick legs complete him. Truly he is the man of your dreams.
by LoveBird09 November 22, 2010
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Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.

I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.
by IloveMrPerfection December 13, 2011
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holy shit why does that chick have rainbows all over her?

Mike...
by V3n0m811 October 22, 2010
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