a man with an extremely small penis
"Is it in yet"-Girl
"O u must be a Mike"-Girl
#penis #man #small #chode #tiny
by Is it a word i can say? February 16, 2006
This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike and he sometimes rides a bike. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.
Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.

When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike
#mike #badass #cool #funny #loving #avery
by Ding Dong Dick October 15, 2010
a total acid freak. doesn't ask a girl out until she literally hands him a condom. sucks at halo. superior music taste. imma marry him.
Man, I heard Mike was a total acid freak.

Yeah, he can go an hour without doin' a thing.
#acid #sports that are boring #condom #music that doesn't suck #cute as a button
by toy truck September 25, 2010
boy who has hair resembling a lion
that guy needs a hair cut, has a mike
#lion #hair #mike #torres #love
by raedel April 15, 2010
a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.
"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"
#poop #feces #mike #bowel #toilet
by mike zylstra January 16, 2008
a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch
#douche #jerk #slap #grrr #die
by mikeisanass January 07, 2010
slightly ginger with little bits of blonde, he is the king of the lands, he reserves the right to pick all the fair maidens for his tupping.
here comes mike king of all the land
#king #ginger #blonde #land owner #village bike
by long serving queen of mike February 22, 2010
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