Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.
Hey that mike picked up on maria the mexican chick
by Behnaz February 27, 2008
A nickname for a skinny ass white boy whos name is actually michael. They tend to be fake and trick valnurable girls so they can get what they want. They tend to be very horny and very shallow. They will take any ass they can get but they will only date girls who they think are smoking hot. Basically they dont care about anyone but themselves and will do anything for a good laugh.
Omg I cant believe I fell for Mike again im so stupid!
by chucknorris103 June 14, 2009