A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.
Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."
by assassin3111 September 04, 2009
A person named Mike is a person people make fun of you for liking. If you like Mike you will get mocked by your peers. The girls who do like 'Mike' won't own up to it out of judgement from peers. This is a guy who is easily made fun of by the opposite sex due to his situation in life, his looks and his lack of luck.
I liked Mike until other females found out about it. They warned me I would be commiting 'Social Suicide' if I were to date a guy as unnatractive and unnacomplished as he is.
by Rusna November 24, 2007
cock suckers who think there better than everyone because they are able to breathe. these dumb asses actually think that there worth something when in reality there is no difference between them and a piece of shit. they in return try to make themselves look all big and bad by yelling and causing a rucas when in reality theyre the most cowardly and pathetic people in the united states
friend - whatcha think about mike
me - the world would be better without that stupid fuck

gay douche shit anal wart nazi
by nunyabidness13 July 17, 2010
a hairy beast with an 80's fro, kinda looks like a goon, loves spongebob and pig squealing music,likes girls with big tits, looks like the guy from juno when he sings in front of people, resides on the wet side, owns a dog who likes to hump girls with big asses. mike is the kind of guy that makes you scream "LITTLE PISSER!", and he will drink all of your orange juice so watch out!
"hey! who drank all of my orange juice??!"

"oh it was that mike kid!"
by poopfaceasshole February 08, 2009
Mike is my best friend. With a fairly large dick and is a manwhore. Black, fershure. And yet, the coolest guy to be around.
"Whos that blackie over there?"

'Oh.. its just mike."
by WHOREEE69 June 07, 2010
a man with an extremely small penis
"Is it in yet"-Girl
"O u must be a Mike"-Girl
by Is it a word i can say? February 16, 2006
Mike Malone seems like the perfect, amazing, handsome guy that you are best friends with, but then he seems to decide that its okay to break your heart and ruin your friendship! Then you are never friends again and he hates you and tries to ruin your life.
Friend: Its okay hunny, he's just a mike.
by cupcakesrockmysocksoff143 January 08, 2011

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