An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
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(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
by Gerwaq October 09, 2013

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A female genitalia cleanser...
Mike's a douche...
by Dan Punk Rock France May 13, 2011

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a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
by fillygirlie14 August 21, 2008

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Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.
"you are such a mike"
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by TheRulerOfRulers April 02, 2017

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The name Mike is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Mike is: Who is like God? Gift from God. In the Bible, St. Michael was the conqueror of Satan and patron saint of soldiers.
We shall name him Mike, he will be great one day
by wildwolfdogthing March 27, 2017

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GAY!
That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...
by Savagesteve January 04, 2017

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