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One of the most annoying and known trolls on Yahoo! Answers in the Polls & Surveys and occasionally the Religion & Spirituality section. He is known to answer every question with Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro in cap locks. He asks multiple questions about a sex tape the three were in with Miley Cyrus and asks where he could find it and how it's possible that they all had sex at the same time. He would often ask questions saying that Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are at his house making too much noise making it impossible for him to fall asleep. He also often asks questions asking if Jack, Al and Robert are the best members of the band One Direction.
Mike's most asked questions:

"Where can I find the sextape of Miley Cyrus and Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro?"

"Is Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro the best members of One Direction?"

"Did Miley Cyrus like it when Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro had sex with her?"

"Is it true that Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro threw that water bottle at Justin Bieber at that one concert?"

"Who took Miley Cyrus' virginity first? Jack Nicholson or Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?"

"Robert De Niro farts in Jack Nicholson's and Al Pacino's soup?"

Mike's most popular answers:

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROBERT DE NIRO SAID YOU WERE BLACK!!!"

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO SAYS YES... ROBERT DE NIRO SAYS NO"

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO ARE MEANIES... ROBERT DE NIRO IS ONLY A LITTLE MEAN BECAUSE HE FARTS ON MY FACE BUT STILL HE IS LESS MEAN SO THATS NICE"

"DID YOU KNOW MILEY CYRUS HAD A SEX TAPE WITH JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROEBRT DE NIRO?"

"ROBERT DE NIRO FARTS IN JACK NICHOLSON'S AND AL PACINO'S SOUP AND MINE TOO"
by AN0NYMOVZ6912 July 05, 2012
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The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
by Your Emmie March 14, 2009
8228 3589
 
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the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
he look at the mike over there bet he has a big dick
by mike the barbarian October 15, 2008
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Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.

Also. The MOST common English Male Name.
I love you, Mike.

Hey Mike! How's it going?
by nightra February 26, 2009
2673 1974
 
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Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.

I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.
by IloveMrPerfection December 13, 2011
1104 478
 
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Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
by thejunk47 February 02, 2010
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What you believe to be the average guy. But beneath this quiet boy, beyond what the eye can see, there lies a hero inside. One that if you get to know, can show you love, make you laugh, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Because make makes sure he does not become one person but is always evolving to connect to the one person he wants to share the moment with. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. Mike is only great because of the people around him, without those who make him great, he is nothing. He tries his hardest to make You happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. therefore, he makes a great party favor. A Mike will save the world.
"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"Hey invite mike!"
by M1ke C August 22, 2009
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Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'..

and i agree.
hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!
by afjekhf December 15, 2008
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