that one weird male co-worker who constantly says the wrong thing at the wrong time, messes up his work on the regular and just gives a general feeling of creepiness, awkwardness in the workplace, bringing the atmosphere down. because, in every workplace, there's always a guy named "Mike".
the new guy just keeps staring at me and doesn't seem to know how to do his work, even after being trained for 3 weeks. he reminds me of that last guy, Mike.
by bottomboy tj October 7, 2017
noun.
A pansy ass bitch.
adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.
verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.
2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.
A pansy ass bitch.
adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.
verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.
2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.
by Blingman I be shinin' February 5, 2010
caz anyone called mike has connections. so if you want someone killed go to mike for an assassin, if u need drugs go to mike for a dealer, u need guns go to mike for an arms dealer, u need a fake ID go to mike he knows a guy, u need to illegally transport things or people over the border go to mike. mike has got your back.
you: mike i need drug
mike: okay, i will call gary my dealer. what do u want?
you: three bags of marijuana
mike: i’ve got you covered
mike: okay, i will call gary my dealer. what do u want?
you: three bags of marijuana
mike: i’ve got you covered
by weird ass bitch December 22, 2019
by MoistBagels December 16, 2018
by homeboi99 March 15, 2021
Mike is a guy who love and care about others. He put others feelings before his own. He is a man who loves his wife dearly and can do anything just to make her happy. He is the real man.
by Adenike July 21, 2019
by purplepangolin May 17, 2007