Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”
Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.
I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.
A pathetic, sad, lonely guy who over-compensates for his short stature by endlessly spewing word excrement out of his mouth every chance he gets. Mike is an insincere, insecure narcissist who acts like he is very intelligent and caring, but really is just stupid. And he can't get girls because he's fat and ugly. The only redeemable features of him are his decent dick and his extensive list of things that are easy to make fun of.
"Hey that guy over there looks OK I guess"
"No..he totally looks like a Mike. He is so short! And he won't stop talking to us.."
The action of masterbating, while takin a dump, while eating a peanut butter sandwhich.
Whoa i toke the biggest Mike yesterday.
A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.
"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike!"
Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.
Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"
A sexy, egotistical man who is more in love with himself than the girlfriend he's been with and loved for ages. A narcissus but with good reason. An intelligent man with a nice big cock. The guy you'll fall madly in love with but no matter how much he says he's yours, you'll never have his complete and total love and commitment because there is one other person he's committed to and that's himself. And no matter how much he might try to make it seem like you come first, he'll always have that bit of apathy to you, that bit of not caring what you have to say. A Mike is a man who likes to be the one talking and has no regard for your words, except for on very few occasions. Despite all this, he is everything and anything you've ever wanted.
Marianna was madly in love with this guy; this guy said he loved her back but never completely showed his love for her like his love for himself. This guy was a mike.
to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.
Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
one who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.
"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"
"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob
"yeah what an orp
"lawls indeed, lawls indeed