Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.

I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.
by IloveMrPerfection December 13, 2011
(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
by Gerwaq October 09, 2013
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked
by purplepangolin May 17, 2007
A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him
Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"
by Coolio kiddio September 24, 2014
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
by facon675309 August 11, 2011
A female genitalia cleanser...
Mike's a douche...
by Dan Punk Rock France May 13, 2011
a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
by fillygirlie14 August 21, 2008
1. Half of the name of a jellybean like candy
2. A green cyclops from monsters inc

3. A guys name
1. You know what tastes really good Mike and Ikes
2. Mike wazowski, that wazowski with one I

3. I saw mike yesterday
by fruitloopsfromouterspace January 16, 2014

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