He's adorable, sweet, and kind. Easy to love and fall in love with, and he makes you give him your all with complete willingness. But in reality, he doesn't even care about you, he's embarrassed of you, won't talk to you in certain publics, and won't message you back. He will avoid you at all costs unless he has no way out. A complete heart breaker, and a self centered asshole who fucks around with your friends. And a waste of time. Stay away from Mikes.
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.
I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
"Hey invite mike!"