"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".
"hey! who drank all of my beer??!"
"oh it was that mike kid!"
A man's man !!!!!
Tells it as it is !
his pet name for his girl is 'Moby Dick'
Told her last time he saw an arse like that it had a harpoon in it !
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.
I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
"Hey invite mike!"