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A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod
Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.
by Sally March 10, 2005
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tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.
mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about
by dj mike April 20, 2005
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A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.
Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.
by KKKoolguy March 02, 2006
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a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones
u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones
by sadfasfdsaf September 08, 2004
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rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.
"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"
by spitinacopsface March 06, 2007
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a broke gangsta that spits the mic with authority.
the reason why you mofos struggle is cause you f***ers dont have no hustle muscle..........MIKE JONEEES
by marcus allen March 29, 2005
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Coolest kid in the world, by far!
by who? March 19, 2005
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