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1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson

Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson

Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
by Mike Johnson for President February 16, 2010

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