|1.||Mike Hawk's Mall|
A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud
Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*
John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"
Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.