The bassist of Green Day. Possibly the best punk rock bassist to ever step foot on this retched land that we call Earth. He made his own special bass(its awesome) and he is nice and kinda funny but sometimes he laughs at his own jokes and its embarrasing,but HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM??? He is KICK ASS!!!! Oh yeah..he's kinda hot too.....
"Mike Dirnt kicks way more ass than you"
by Brandi The Great May 01, 2005
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The bassist of Green Day. Sexy. Hung.
Proof that there is perfection in this world.
by B.J. February 09, 2005
An awesome bassist for the pop-punk band Green Day. Had the bassline for their best song, "Longview", while on acid. Who else can do that?

Tre has fans because he's funny. Billie has fans because... I guess they think he's pretty hot. Not enough word is said about Mike though. He's an amazing bassist, though. He used to play the Gibson G3 bass but Tre Cool broke it by accident.

He even has his own bass: The Fender Mike Dirnt Precision and the Squier Mike Dirnt P Bass. If you want to play one though you should go with the Fender (not the Squier!)

Billie Joe and Mike were best friends from the early eighties.

Also... pretty sexy. Even guys think so.
Teenybopper: OMG LAWL GREEN DAY!!! THEY'RE SO HAWWT
Me: Agreed. Especially Mike. Tre's pretty cool too.
Teenybopper: Um. WTF are you talking about you silly duck! I'm a punx princess and listened to all the albums: from American idiot to 21st century breakdown and theres no song called "Mike" LAWL
Me: Mike... Is the bassist...
Teenybopper: OMG SUPER BASS *starts singing that shitty song* BTW a bass is just a shitty guitar. MIKE MUST BE THE WORST MEMBER OF THE BAND NO DOUBT
Me: *smacks that bitch across her fucking Prosthetic Head*

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”
“It's the end of the day, I've got my chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy.”
“Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.”

- Mike Dirnt
by drunkrabbitsandacdc,yay! October 24, 2011
Mike Dirnt: Bassist for Green Day, also HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!! Once wore a yellow disco suite that him look like a bannana.
Qoates from Mike Dirnt:
If you think you're going to do something wrong, do it right.
Happeiness is a jorney, not a destinatoin.
They're looking for the gold, the money, and the mike. (or something like that.)
by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt April 30, 2006
The very attractive and talented bass guitarist/backup vocalist of the punk rock band Green Day. Mike prefers to keep to himself and stay out of the spotlight. But quite frankly, the band couldn't do without him.
My favorite Mike Dirnt bass riff is the one from Longview.
by green narcotics January 10, 2006
Bassist for the California Based punk/rock Group Green Day. He is also the back up singer for Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer and guitarist for the band.

(He's cute too)
Mike Dirnt wrote the lyrics to the song "Ha Ha you're Dead"
by K.ait December 30, 2005
known as the sexiest man alive, or to his fans 'God'. mike is the most amazing, inspirational, talented bass player in punk rock history. mike is deffinately the best member of green day because of these factors; he is the sexiest man alive, he is the most talented bass player in the history of the world ever, he is perfect in every way shape and form.
mike rox, you dont so fuck off!
by Mrs Katie dirnt August 08, 2005

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