| 1. | Mikael Åkerfeldt | ||
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The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls. Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.
Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me! Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!! Man: *Dies violent death* |
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