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15.
defining the law of intelligence; stupid
The joke he just said was totally mika
by Ms.Doglover March 26, 2011
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16.
A Term relating to money, or cash. Usually a larger amount
"Hey, i just got my Cheque; I'm going to run down to the bank and get myself some mika"

"Hey bro you've got a mad stack of mika in that wallet"

" I made a huge amount of Mika this summer"
by Jkl-Cevop September 25, 2009
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17.
Maneater; cheating women whos main objective is to steal the souls of men while pissing off everybody around him. has few friends and has a severe craving for having a baby
Dude! have u met zachs new girlfriend?

Yea bro i heard shes a complete Mika.
by waka joe January 02, 2011
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18.
British slang for a male with no testicles.
Mika the singer.
by Acedaddyyo January 23, 2010
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19.
British slang for a male with no testicles.
Mika the singer, his voice is celestial.
He hits the high notes, because he has no testicles.
by Acedaddyyo January 23, 2010
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20.
Def. 1: A whørë, slut, and any other kind degrading sexual term.

Def. 2: A fat blob of black or clear oil in someone's path. The clear oil most likely is sperm.

One day, my friend went to get some action. Too bad he hooked up with a mika.

There was a spill that looked a lot like a Mika.
by MJRV21 April 13, 2009
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21.
Mika is a shit pop singer who somehow managed to gain the number 1 spot in the UK in January 2007. His talents include copying other people's vocal styles, creating tunes that make you want to kill yourself because they are so annoying, oh and he has alien feet. He also loves himself more than fat kids love cake. Mika = CRAP!
"I hate Mika, his songs are shit"
by JamJar April 18, 2007
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