The truly outstanding and historic "Melbourne Demons", Melbourne Football Club; renowned and envied throughout those parts of Australia where "Australian Rules" football is played. Although very skilful and talented, the team hasn't won a premiership since 1964.
"We're going down to the G to watch the Mighty Dees thrash the Pies!"
"What's better than seeing the Tigers beat Collingwood by 18 goals? Seeing the Mighty Dees beat them by just one point!!"