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The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related. Have you seen John's new wardrobe? Ever since his divorce he is having total midwife crisis.
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The act of dropping a newborn on its head shortly after birth. Please direct your thoughts and prayers to little Jimmy, Nurse Butterfingers had a midwife crisis.
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A state of anxiety triggered by finding oneself in the process of giving birth "Oh my God- I'm having a midwife crisis!"
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When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.
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