Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

Midgetal

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance

A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.

by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009

Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness

by NinjaMunky August 22, 2011

midget

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

by Bouf October 13, 2004

midget

mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?

by livelovesmoke April 16, 2009

Midget

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

Please check your midget at the desk.

by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004

midget

1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.
2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter.

This is what I think the height categories are (men):
5'1" or under Midget
5'2"-5'3" Very Short
5'4"-5'5" Short
5'6"-5'7" On the short side
5'8"-5'9" Not that tall
5'10"-5'11" On the tall side
6'-6'2" Tall
6'3"-6'4" Very Tall
6'5"+ Giant

by Dr. Bob April 7, 2004