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Mideval cock and ball torture 

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.
Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete
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mideval times 

a time when there wasnt shit!!! but the sex was good... Giggity!
damn! she aint got no tv, or computer but she reminds me of mideval times.

midieval 

Incorrect spelling of the word medieval, possibly because the e sounds like a short i.
Bob wrote: Let's dress up like midieval knights!
John wrote: It's medieval, not midieval!
midieval by RabuRabuHotelBot December 21, 2010
A state of being totally pissed off and out of control.
Back it up chump cuz I am about to get midevil and I won't be held responsible for my actions!

Yeah, bitch keep those words flow'n and I'll give you a mouth full of midevil!
midevil by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

Midvale Middle School 

A ghetto school so ghetto that pigs come in the check 11-14 yr. olds for drugs/alcohol. Girls get in cat fights so often that the police come weekly. Immature guys make jokes about dicks whenever the have a chance. Friends report each other for bullying as jokes and end up getting suspended. stupid 7th grade man whores carry condoms in their locker. Kids send nudes to each other in 6th grade. 8th graders are out getting drunk. There are 8th graders who are old enough to drive. Nobody thinks that grades matter but the SALTA kids. This school is pretty trashy. Most of the kids in every grade are either in a gang or just a wannabe or they just gangbang. Most of the females switch up n talk shit. Most of the 8th graders and 7th graders think they all ready the shit and think they cute cute. This school is just a mess you can really only trust the males but as friends
Erick: What school you go to?

Me: A gay ass school Midvale middle school
Midvale Middle School by Ur_mOm43 February 23, 2019
Obviously a place that is beautiful and full of areas where partyin happens.
Hey lets go to midvale and get wasted
Midvale by 3rd Child March 26, 2009

go midevil on his ass 

when a skinny white guy gets pissed off and than proceeds to beat the shit out of someone
"holy shit man, look at that white guy go midevil on his ass!"
go midevil on his ass by Bishop March 16, 2004