| 1. | Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere | ||
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A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever. Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live? (Ted gives his address) Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there. Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here. Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon. Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck. |
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