*Quickly after someone start middle school, they realize that a few people that knew knew last year turn into jerks and douchebags. Sometimes they may even be friends of theirs.
*some kids get popular by putting others down and making themselves feel and look better
*about 80% of the guys are skaters and 90% of the skaters are just posers.
*half of the girls will try to dress loose and slutty
*Douchebags and popular kids wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, etc. so much that you immediatly suck if you don't wear one of those brands
*Kids talk about others behind their back
*Lots of kids follow the popular kids when half of the popular kids make others feel like shit.
*Porn addicts will make fun of you for watching porn
*People think everything is gay even when its not
*People brag about their possesion.
*Tattle tales patrol the campus
*Students get labled
*Some kids are immature and still think girls are gross and critisize girls when near you making you look like one of them
*Lunch is a ripoff
*Test scores get easily messed up
*The teachers have favorites
*You get in trouble for bullshit
*When a kid has a tiny problem, he/she won't just suck it up but will try to make it worse
*Hot girls all crowd around this one guy and like him because he has one quality or their friends like him. Then they immediatly hate you if you try to talk to them
And the list goes on and on but you get it
Collin: Oh, hey Johnathan
Johnathan: Screw you! I don't like you anymore
Collin: Why? I thought we were friends!
Johnathan: We were never friends, now go watch your porno videos! Go to hell also!
Other randumb people: *Follow Johnathan because they think he's cool for putting someone down*
Collin: Damn middle school really sucks.
Disguise douchebag: Hey Alex, lets go do something fun
Alex and Disguise douchebag:*do some fun crap*
Disguise douchebag: Hey other friends! Alex is such a dumbass! he got 70% on a report card and thinks thats bad
6th graders: prepare for the worst 3 years of your life. Get used to cliques, drama, backstabbing, and total awkwardness.
7th graders: Sucks for you and your big ass pile of homework.
8th graders: Your the oldest, great! You really think you're the shit, don't you? You're not.
Populars: Make you feel like shit. They are prettier, richer, and skinnier than you. Travel in packs with their expensive phones and will take "adorable" photos of themselves laughing with their guy-friends in their tight jeans, UGGs, or booty shorts. Photos will later be posted on Facebook and aquire 50 likes from wannabes.
Jocks: Are the male counterpart of populars. Usually excel in baseball, basketball, and football. Tend to bully nerds. Also group up with the skateboarders and are usually in chorus. Always cocky.
Nerds: Will eat together. Some are borderline punks and goths who wear bright green skinny jeans and don't brush their teeth. Get A's, though.
Wannabes: Possibly the most annoying of the groups. Do things for "crazy hair day" in hopes of looking cute/getting attention. Girls actually dress in yoga pants on "National Yoga Pants" day and mimic whatever the populars do.
As long as you have real friends and steer clear of annoying people you may make it out unscathed. Nevermind, take it back. Nobody leaves Middle School unscathed.
7th Grader: "The eighth graders think their so cool now that their on top, and the sixth graders think their so cool their in middle school. Where do we fit in?"
6th Grader: "We deserve the best treatment because we're younger and smaller! At least we're no in elementary school anymore, though! We're so much older now!"
Teacher: "Stupid shits."
2. If you're a boy, then you've got it slightly easier. All the boys are so called 'Emos' or 'Skaters', and pervs. They will make a dirty joke after every sentence, and will grope girls nonstop. This is the years that they try to be class clowns, but fail, or they try to be 'badass' and fail.
Katie: Good Charlotte is totally my favorite band, lyke OMG Joel Madden is so hawt!
Terri: You poseur! Ugh, that is -so- totally my fave band! Bitch, now I have to spread a rumor!
Katie: OMG lyke I can't believe Terri would like spread that rumor, just after I broke up with my boyfriend of two weeks! Middle school like sucks!
Normal Person: You are so pathetic. It wasn't gonna last, anyway.
Sean: Yo, man. What's that Homework assignment we gotta do?
Kane: Yo, dude if Salina was my homework I'll do her every night.
Sean: Nah, man don't go there. You know she goes for Skaters, so I got a better chance.
Kane: No, but I'm emo. She sees these cuts she'll be like 'Whoa!'. I know I can make her see more then those cuts...
Sean and Kane: HAHA, Middle school sucks and rocks! We get a girlfriend, plus we're posers!
Sean: I'd ride her like a skateboard, dude...
Normal Person: Shut up, pervs! Keep that up and you'll never get a girl.
Katie: eww i hurd andrea started cutting her self
Cloe: eeewww wtf thats soo emo lets make sure no one talks to her
*they both actually cut them selves too*
2. A place where you're only popular if you shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostle, American Eagle and other over-priced stores like that and you own at least one of those Vera Bradly bags. Everybody is in a clique and if you aren't popular you try to be "different" by being goth or emo, when you really are just trying to fit in and be cool within your own clique. Girls change boyfriends like they change their clothes and guys are horny idiots. Teacher bombard you with idiotic assignments then complain that its going to take all weekend to grade them. Everybody is obsessed with texting. People say they hate Twilight, but they have never read it or seen the movie. If you aren't into gossip, you might as well go and die because gossip is what keeps the school alive.
3. The worst part of your school life
Girl 2: Totes! I'm going to text Sally and tell her!
Girl 1: OMFG! Did you hear? Sally's going back out with Tommy!
Sane person: What's up?
Girls 1&2: You don't have a Vera Bradley bag! We can't be your friends anymore!
Sane person: Middle school is retarded...
Sound's fucked up, but how hard can two years be?
WHAT DID I DO WITH THE PAPER WITH MY LOCKER COMBO ON IT!? WHERE'S THE NEXT CLASS!? WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DETENTIONS!?!?
Next few months-
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I don't like Ke$ha. Who the fuck cares?
At the end of the first school year-
Going in again-
Last year was bad, but I can survive another year.
First week of 8th-
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? YOU LEAVE ME CUZ I DON'T LISTEN TO ENOUGH HIP HOP!? AND NOW YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?!?
Next few months-
Get me the Hell out of here.
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FLY! I CAN JUMP ONTO A SKYSCRAPER! I CAN- oh, fuck, High School.
Middle School sucks if you fit in.
A place you go to get your heart broken, dreams crushed, and are surrounded by FAKES. Basically you'll want to commit suicide. FUN.
6th Grade- Your short and a nerd and all the other grades make fun of you because thats what happened to them.
7th Grade- Still nerdy, but you are starting to find yourself but tend to become MAJORLY deppressed during this time.
8th Grade- BEST YEAR. You're the oldest and even though you still have shit going on, you find out whos fake and who your real friends are and are actually happy.