The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.
Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked
by buffalo billy bobb July 07, 2009
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a place where people pretend to be your friends but really they're just talking about how fat, ugly or stupid you are, when, you might just be none of those 3.
the teachers play favorites and want the rest of their students to die. they hate crude, middle school boy related humor and give you large amounts of work.
everybody has a group, and is real shit-faced about it when you ask to join their group.
your boyfriend of three weeks pretends to like you, but really he just likes the easy girl with big boobs. and is using you to prove he can get a girl.
the girls think they're in love with every boy they date, and are overly romantic about EVERYTHING.
test are shittin' hard and homework comes in plies. there is hardly ever a break from the insanity.
when girls get pissy with each other it blows up into a huge fight, lasting for like, two days, and when guys get mad at each other, they just beat the shit out of each other and call it even.
the popular group loves themselves too much and they're assholes to people they think are lesser then them. the popular girls are usually sluts who are mad easy and act like they're four years older then they really are. they fool around with their boyfriends, or talk about fooling around with their boyfriends, who are just looking to get some and walk around with a 24/7 monster boner.
the principal is just some weirdo who points at you in the hall and asks how you're doing. (some are really faggy)
then in 8th grade, when all the madness is nearly over, you realize that middle school was one pit of hell you never want to return to.
Principal: hello young man, how are you today?
Boy: i'm fan-fucking-tastic. i have the world's largest boner, i'm getting pimples, and my braces hurt like a bitch. i'm failing english because i'm fucking dyslexic.
Principal: have a nice day!
Boy: asshole.

Middle School memories will always haunt you.
by ding dong DEBRA August 27, 2008
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The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.

2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise

3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Kid: Damnit.

High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
by C Fera (Poole) September 11, 2008
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Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
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The worst years of everyone's life. Not one person looks back on them fondly, even the people who were supposedly "popular" at the time. Typically middle schools offer 6th, 7th, and 8th grade. Some school districts like to be nice and have middle school start at 7th grade, thus making you only have to suffer two years of hell, but some like to be evil and add 5th grade to middle school, therefore making you have to sit through 4 years of misery, competition, and having to deal with not only your pubescent suicidal self who is a bitch/asshole on the outside, but also with hundreds of other suicidal pubescent pre-teens who are bitches/assholes on the outside.

The reason middle school is so bad is basically because everyone is going through puberty, making them feel like shit. So right off the bat their life sucks. To make matters worse, many people in middle school turn into obnoxious wannabes who think they're 10 years older then they are to make themselves feel better. These people form fake friendships and cliques and then make everyone else compete with them because they think no one is cooler then them. So in middle school people also pretty much hate each other. Lastly, work in middle school can sometimes be even more then high schoolers and college students get, causing a great amount of stress.

Luckily, middle school does go by pretty fast, so then you get to go to high school, which is 10000x better then middle school (although still not all that great).

High schooler: So how's middle school?
Middle schooler: It sucks. Really bad. I wanna die. Really badly.
High school: Aaah, yeah. I used to feel like that in middle school. Just remember when middle school is done you get to go to HIGH SCHOOL, which doesn't suck...as much as middle school.
Middle schooler: :| *encounters great amount of stress and hatred in the meantime*

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when you get to middle school,you think your so fuckin grown but your as immature as you were in elementary, just with a little gross semi-adult humor in the mix. Looking back, it was much more brutal than high school is. More fights, more teasing, less acceptance of individuality(even though they're too young to really fit into any "group"). In high school you dont get picked on that much for being "off-beat", everybody's doing their own thing with their own friends and nobody has much time to mess with somebody just for the hell of it. You usually have to do something that pisses them off. Middle school sucks ass.
"We're so cool mow that we're in middle school! We know everything about pop culture. You listen to rock? Eww thats for preps, lets kick his ass!"
by h8theh8rs September 02, 2006
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The hell-hole where 5th, 6th,7th, and 8th graders are taught. The place where jerks reign supereme and perverts lose their virginity. The place where satan and all the demons of hell inhabit. The four years that shatter all dreams and destroy all hope for happiness. The structure in which friends leave you and betray you. The nazi death camp where teachers don't respect you and humiliate you. That is middle school.
5th Grader- Yay! I'm finally in middle school!
8th Grader- You have no idea you fucking piece of shit midget! WELCOME TO HELL!
by Jesse Chism May 12, 2007
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