everything is close together and connected and there is even a good public park to go to. a good place to raise children because of the homogeneous whiteness and lack of crimes and drive by shootings. Many citizens smoke marijuana and consume alcohol, but that doesn't really count as a crime anymore now that we have a black president.
the schools there are not half bad. good athletics programs (even despite the whiteness) and test scores are excellent.
they even have a golf course.
person 2- oh yeah that's Middletown. we like it there.
person 1- word.
"Oh, I heard that it's the shit."
There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.