A place where precious childhood years are wasted.
*Quickly after someone start middle school, they realize that a few people that knew knew last year turn into jerks and douchebags. Sometimes they may even be friends of theirs.
*some kids get popular by putting others down and making themselves feel and look better
*about 80% of the guys are skaters and 90% of the skaters are just posers.
*half of the girls will try to dress loose and slutty
*Douchebags and popular kids wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, etc. so much that you immediatly suck if you don't wear one of those brands
*Kids talk about others behind their back
*Lots of kids follow the popular kids when half of the popular kids make others feel like shit.
*Porn addicts will make fun of you for watching porn
*People think everything is gay even when its not
*People brag about their possesion.
*Tattle tales patrol the campus
*Students get labled
*Some kids are immature and still think girls are gross and critisize girls when near you making you look like one of them
*Lunch is a ripoff
*Test scores get easily messed up
*The teachers have favorites
*You get in trouble for bullshit
*When a kid has a tiny problem, he/she won't just suck it up but will try to make it worse
*Hot girls all crowd around this one guy and like him because he has one quality or their friends like him. Then they immediatly hate you if you try to talk to them
And the list goes on and on but you get it
Collin: Oh, hey Johnathan
Johnathan: Screw you! I don't like you anymore
Collin: Why? I thought we were friends!
Johnathan: We were never friends, now go watch your porno videos! Go to hell also!
Other randumb people: *Follow Johnathan because they think he's cool for putting someone down*
Collin: Damn middle school really sucks.
Disguise douchebag: Hey Alex, lets go do something fun
Alex and Disguise douchebag:*do some fun crap*
Disguise douchebag: Hey other friends! Alex is such a dumbass! he got 70% on a report card and thinks thats bad
1. A place where your parents drop you off to be ripped apart by your equals.
2. Where you go from being a sweet, cute, elementry school kid to being a poser goth cutter listening to Avril Lavinge.
3. Where your hopes and dreams are shattered just in time for the next pit of hell: highschool.
Mom, don't make me go back to middle school today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
A place your so excited to go to right after you get out of elementary school but within 1 week your wishing the year was over
I couldnt dleep the night before but after the first week of it I wanted it to be over
In my opinion, the 2 (or 3) worst years of life you will have attending school
The teachers are there to teach you crap you will most likely never use more than 50% of it in life. They're there to give you 3 hours of homework per night, and give you 2 nights of detention
a week for doing something harmless.
The popular kids like the same bands, usually wear the same clothes, and are there to make you feel like absolute shit.
Mostly, your friends will talk behind your back, unless you're lucky to find one good, trust-worthy friend who won't dump you.
The girls are sluts, the boys are perverts, and most of the time you'll feel alone and blue. Relationships usually don't last more than a week or two.
Everyone and their dog has a Myspace
, which are usually full of pictures of the popular kids and their friends, having a good time, making you feel more and more like shit.
Basically, everything makes you feel like shit.
6th graders always anticipate joining Middle School, but near the middle of 7th grade, you're screaming "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!"
Drama is around every corner.
Middle School sucks.
Tommy: "Did you hear about Sally?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened to her?"
Tommy: "She killed herself."
Jimmy: "Woah! Why?"
Tommy: "Middle School bites, man."
Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!
Middle school sucked ass.
7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.
Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.
Deepest pit in hell, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. Joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.
All the shit
a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread or become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow, limited only to the people in your classes or cliques. everyone in the fucking building has stress and anxiety issues....yet they still think they are different.
teacher: so who in this room has ever thought they have ADD but werent sure?
(everyone slowly raises hand)
teacher: dont worry, thats a common thought for middle-schoolers
i went to a shrink when i was in middle school...so did all my friends.