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The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.
Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie
by Grain September 12, 2004
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someone in the IT feild who only likes microsoft for the sole reason that their software has made their back pocket larger
greg: that guy loves microsoft...
mike: that's because he's a fucking microsoftie
by poonjah September 14, 2004
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n0n-1337 w1nd0wz 0S us0r

not microsoftxcore
LOLOL 0mg j00 n00b u cant c0py & p4st3 liek me 1 am teh 1337 w1nd0wz ME h4x0r. j00 r a m1cr0s0f7i3 LOL0mGwtfBbq!!!!11onehundredeleven122
by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004
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After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle
by B. Lee September 12, 2004
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