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1.
A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner August 07, 2008
 
2.
A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner July 27, 2008