The study of the elusive micropenis; the natural science concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy of micro-penises. Someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.
A: "Did you see that guy's micropenis?"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to"
The tedious and intriguing study of the masterful micropenis.
Welcome to Micropenology 101, where we will learn that about 3 of 5 of you all have a micropenis.