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The welcome sign says, "Welcome to Michigan. Great Lakes. Great Times." I don't know why because there isn't much to do or see. Hunting, yes. Fishing, yes. Ice fishing, yes. And Sometimes snow skiing. Then there is the world's largest Christmas store in Frankenmuth, Greenfield Village in suburban Detroit and Mackinac Island (pronounced MAK-IN-AW) in northern Michigan, which is only good in the summer. Does all this qualify as something to do? Not in my opinion, but that's just me. Generally Michigan is a boring state to live in. No culture. No diversity, unless wiggers, hicks and white suburban yuppies count. No mountains. No amusement parks. No beaches or hot women in bikinis, except in the far south if you like polluted Lake Michigan. No awsome shopping opportunites like Chicago, Seattle or San Fran. There aren't many high-paying jobs either--at least not as many as there used to be because they all went to the Sun Belt or Mexico. Most people, IF they have a job, work in auto assembly plants downstate. The rest are either hick farmers and low-paying service workers. You will be looking for a long time to find work in this state. It should be part of Ontario. Michigan is not a very good state but, in fairness, is not the worst either. That would go to one of those Great Plains or Redneck States.
The biggest mistake I ever made was not moving out of Michigan sooner.
by krock1dk December 03, 2007
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The state whose football team ALWAYS loses to Ohio State because Ohio State is better than them.
Whoa! Ohio State just beat Michigan for the 4th consecutive time in a row!
by Matttttty OSTATE December 02, 2007
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1. the capital of the rustbelt

2. a place one will rarely find a job. The ones that are there are leaving soon.

3. its largest city is Detroit where its population is leaving by the droves.

4. its good if you like skiing, snowmobiling, fishing or hunting

5. too many rednecks in the northern part of the state

6. land of decaying, industrial towns of all sizes that are overpopulated with old-fart-GM retirees who dont know how to drive worth a dam

7. Their idiotic northern accent drives me nuts. Dont know how to pronounce simple words like hike,like bike, milk or can. Hike, like and bike are pronounced "hoyk" "loyk" and "boyk." Milk is pronounced "melk" and can is pronounced "ken"
Michigan sucks and has absolutely no hope whatsoever.
by darrenkrkc March 21, 2007
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What they call a chili dog in Quebec.
I'd like a Michigan. Merci.
by RyanK March 01, 2006
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MICHIGAN-the worst state in the US, here's a coupla reasons:

1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,

2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?

3.) all the women there, are actually men

4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.

and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS

ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!
michigan=Shit and Trannies
by ohio foreva muthafucka March 19, 2009
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A state composed of rundown cites and a backwoods full of militia members working on their '87 Camaros.
What is that smell? Any why is everyone around me driving El Caminos and various other rusted out junkers? Oh dear God I've taken a wrong turn and now I'm in Michigan!
by Katie Olsen March 14, 2006
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Sucks. Ohio's bitch. (See '07 Pistons, Tigers, Football and Basketball Wolverines, even lost wrestling in '08.) Crappy football team, ugly-ass uniforms. It's no accident that Hell is in Michigan. It's really redundant, when you think about it.
O-H I-O. "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan, weeeeeeeeeee're from OHIO!"
by Michigan Blows March 06, 2008
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