The welcome sign says, "Welcome to Michigan. Great Lakes. Great Times." I don't know why because there isn't much to do or see. Hunting, yes. Fishing, yes. Ice fishing, yes. And Sometimes snow skiing. Then there is the world's largest Christmas store in Frankenmuth, Greenfield Village in suburban Detroit and Mackinac Island (pronounced MAK-IN-AW) in northern Michigan, which is only good in the summer. Does all this qualify as something to do? Not in my opinion, but that's just me. Generally Michigan is a boring state to live in. No culture. No diversity, unless wiggers, hicks and white suburban yuppies count. No mountains. No amusement parks. No beaches or hot women in bikinis, except in the far south if you like polluted Lake Michigan. No awsome shopping opportunites like Chicago, Seattle or San Fran. There aren't many high-paying jobs either--at least not as many as there used to be because they all went to the Sun Belt or Mexico. Most people, IF they have a job, work in auto assembly plants downstate. The rest are either hick farmers and low-paying service workers. You will be looking for a long time to find work in this state. It should be part of Ontario. Michigan is not a very good state but, in fairness, is not the worst either. That would go to one of those Great Plains or Redneck States.
The biggest mistake I ever made was not moving out of Michigan sooner.
by krock1dk December 03, 2007

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the crappiest state in this country. has lost to appalachian state and oregon state. is going to get their ass handed to them when the buckeyes come to town
How many batteries does it take to beat michigan? 1AA.
by michigan sucks October 01, 2007

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The state of unemployement, terrible college football teams, yeah appalachian state did beat michigan. The state of saddness. The state covered in a fozen wasteland. I feel sorry for them up in michigan. Oh we dont give a care for the whole state of michigan cause we're from OHIO! 4 game win streak for the buckeyes!
I feel pitty for michigan.
by Adam Sparks April 08, 2008

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Ohio State University's bitch
Every year Ohio State football plays, they make Michigan their bitch.
by Savoca November 07, 2007

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1. the capital of the rustbelt

2. a place one will rarely find a job. The ones that are there are leaving soon.

3. its largest city is Detroit where its population is leaving by the droves.

4. its good if you like skiing, snowmobiling, fishing or hunting

5. too many rednecks in the northern part of the state

6. land of decaying, industrial towns of all sizes that are overpopulated with old-fart-GM retirees who dont know how to drive worth a dam

7. Their idiotic northern accent drives me nuts. Dont know how to pronounce simple words like hike,like bike, milk or can. Hike, like and bike are pronounced "hoyk" "loyk" and "boyk." Milk is pronounced "melk" and can is pronounced "ken"
Michigan sucks and has absolutely no hope whatsoever.
by darrenkrkc March 21, 2007

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The state whose football team ALWAYS loses to Ohio State because Ohio State is better than them.
Whoa! Ohio State just beat Michigan for the 4th consecutive time in a row!
by Matttttty OSTATE December 02, 2007

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Michigan is the only state in the United States of America where the majority of men are fags that would much rather blow another guy or take it in the ass than they would bang a hot chick, though you really can't blame them as the majority of women from there are fat ass pigs that usually wear flannel shirts and don,t shave their nasty crotch which often confuse the many queer lumberjacks because it looks so like the undergrowth of a uncut forest. All in all a state that should belong in Canada.
Dude, I was driving along and I found myself in Michigan and every woman there looked like a dude and every dude wanted to blow me or have me fuck em in the ass !! Stay away from Michigan !!
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