|1.||Michelle Obama Syndrome|
The syndrome suffered by women with big asses, not getting fully penetrated by a diminutive non black meat. Some symptoms include but are not limited to: irritability, quasi-lesbian feminism, high fashion materialism, excessive masturbation, and chemical dependency. A good foot or so of a nigga trigga can stop all symptoms for several weeks, but should be taken daily.
Barack: What's wrong honey? You look so irritated, is it my low poll numbers.
Michelle: Yep. It's your low "pole" numbers, for sure. That's how I got this Michelle Obama Syndrome.
Barack: Cool you got a disease named after you too. I got Barack Cock, named after me.