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5. Michal
1. A usually failed attempt in which to seduce a female.

2. A popular European condom.

3. A female Gazelle's reproductive organs.

4. A common Polish name originated from the American Word "Jackass."
1. Look at that nerd, he just pulled off a michal and got rejected.

2. Are you sure your using protection? I won't use anything except Michal.

3. At the Science Lab, doctors are studying the Gazelle's Michals.



1. Michal
A Czech, Slovakian and Polish male name, originally from the Hebrew Mi-Kha'El, composed of words mi (who), kha (how) and El, short form of Elohìm, God. The literal meaning is, therefore, "Who is like God".
"What's your name, archangel?"
"Michal and I shall surely beat up your ass, Lucifer!"
2. Michal
Hebrew Female name meaning small stream or brook pronounced My-call
Michal is a delightful girl.
3. Michal
michal is a name for retards and parents who mean michael ,

most people will kick a michal in there life because he is a retard.

michal is a word used by mexicans to insult someone.
look emigos , it a michal
4. Michal
When a guy decides he's not going to go all the way with a girl, but instead 'dips it in a few times'. Such an act us normally undertaken somewhere convenient nearby, such as a public toilet. This action is often associated with the consumption of absinthe.
Dude 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!

Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal

Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal
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