( Pronounced "michael-a" ) A situation that has become so awkward that it can no longer be explained as being "awkward".
Guy 1: Dude, this situation is so michaela

Guy 2: Man, you are totally right.
by ferocious pete July 16, 2011
A teenage (or old lady) asian or philipine cat lady who likes to masterbate and pick her nose. She is ADDICTED to facebook and loves to read your messages. She is a GREAT secret keeper and a good friend despite the masterbating picking nose thing. Everyone loves a Michaela!
Woah, you mean Entereso? Yup definitley a Michaela.
by jessie<3armybrat November 14, 2011
The only dry-land whale known to man. When spotted, it is best to run, for this creature is know to be hungry, and very large and dangerous. If a person is thought to be a Michaela, they are typically larger than life and ingest almost everything in sight.
Dude get the hell away from the buffet, your being a real Michaela right now.
by Boatloadofsiemen January 22, 2011
Minging, ratty, skanky, smelly, most horrible human ever.
michaela
by AMAZINGGUYALERTYES August 03, 2011
Michaela was sort of the problem child of her family. She lost her virginity at a young age to her first boyfriend and since her early experiences with sex she discovered she enjoyed both men and women equally.
person 1: ew, look it's Michaela
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...
by bhjfjuy August 03, 2010
A girl from Holbrook Massachusetts, Usually found hanging out with the usual Alexis or Sarah, sometimes she can be found with Bonnie. She has only had one boyfriend, His name is Devyn Carroll Brown. He is a black male at the age of 14.

He was also her first and only kiss.

She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
Michaela: I want to ride Michael like a pony!
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
by IRONMAN R.D July 31, 2009
Selfish, moody, vain, BACKSTABBER, annoying, and argghh. cannot trust someone like her. >;(

( this is only to one person, so please don't get offended - sorry )
Eugh, she's a michaela.
by Chuckkks. October 08, 2008

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