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Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record
by 400M September 10, 2008
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He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!
by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009
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Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
by NvgtrWiggles September 05, 2008
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super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
by britard December 26, 2006
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Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

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"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
by Marcrazy February 17, 2009
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In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.
I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?

Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.
by writ September 19, 2008
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the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.
Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold
by waddlingpenguinpooper March 08, 2009
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