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50. Michael
Michael-
A sex monster by all definitions.Although very sexy, Michael isn't available for everyone. A Michael must be placed with a Krystal.
Guy was a Michael in the bedroom last night.
51. michael
Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.
Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)
52. Michael
One who is a Beast. One who exhibits the ability to beast at everything he does.
The best at everything he does, and he knows it. Has an amazing sense of humor and likes to have a good time. He's super friendly and easygoing, honest, kind, confident and caring. He's super smart and sexy. Plays trumpet in a Mariachi band, all the Señoritas love to watch him play his horn.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Michael.
Girl 2: He's a Beast.
53. Michael
very sexy man who has a huuuuge D and plays hockey and bikes and scooters. usually lives in BC and and a very nice guy ;) Likes the number 7 and likes to write poems about cheese!
Marie: why did i dump Michael?

Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!

Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee: eh hes ight
54. Michael
A weirdo that is kinda awesome. They will get to know you in mischievous ways, and he will have the oddest ways of expressing friendship
"Michael, are you okay?"
55. Michael
A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.
"I just had the most random adventure with Michael today."
56. Michael
Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.
Yes, Michael, I will marry you.
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