he swears like he is the best rapper ever!! you go to him if you need a ride! even if its right before a game! he willl finish you chinese food for you when you cant! and he has all the tight hookups of nozz!!
everyone loves michael!! especially girls named jasmine and destiny<3
girl#2-aww you should of found a michael
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
346-5634! Make sure you never sing Jump on it with him near, he will HUMP random things!
Michael:*humpin the chair! Humpin the chair*
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.
Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.