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A born loser at everything except manipulating. Usually addicted to drugs of several types at once. Incapable of decency to any degree. Will be found living off a woman. Spends time cutting himself and scheming as to always keep a new victim in sight. Usually very abusive and hung like a gnat. Rarely bathes and smells like parmesan cheese and feces.
Put that Michael Wayne out by the trash, the flies are taking over.

Stay away from the Michael Wayne, we don't have health insurance
by yourballsonaplatter September 08, 2014

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A born loser at everything except manipulating. Usually addicted to drugs of several types at once. Incapable of decency to any degree. Will be found living off a woman. Spends time cutting himself and scheming as to always keep a new victim in sight. Usually very abusive and hung like a gnat. Rarely bathes and smells like parmesan cheese and feces.
Put that Michael Wayne out by the trash, the flies are taking over.

Stay away from the Michael Wayne, we don't have health insurance
by yourballsonaplatter September 08, 2014

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A Michael Wayne is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is sweet, funny, kind and caring. He will never ever let you down and he is too good for you. He does everything in his power to please you. Michaels are beautiful, handsome, and loyal. He will commit to you for a lifetime and beyond. A Michael loves to eat and game online, but he will say he loves his girlfriend more than anything else, and you should believe him, even though he is crazy. He will waste gas on driving you around and generously buy you clothes and meals. A Michael is a special person, and
If you meet one, always keep him close.
Amanda: I love Michael Wayne, and I am NEVER letting him go!
by Am@nda September 23, 2011

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