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the man who made the idiots above this jealous
by rab August 20, 2003
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An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.
Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004
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by NycBull3tz April 08, 2009
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The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010
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A bad-ass player who wants to win.
Any player that can play at his level.
by Saints September 14, 2003
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A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.
Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS
by Lil Jon April 29, 2004
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An overrated basketball player. Jordan always gets all the credit for the Chicago Bulls winning 6 NBA titles, but people fail to mention that the team also had the best rebounder in the NBA in Rodman, the best swingman in the NBA in Pippen, and a myriad of effective role players such as BJ Armstron, Horace Grant, and Steve Kerr, that he would have not come anywhere near winning a title without. Jordan was a good scorer and a solid man-to-man defender, but that's about it. His popularity mainly came from his early years when he won two slam dunk competitions and got major endorsement deals. By the way, when Jordan was the only solid player on that team in his early years, the Bulls absolutely stunk. Like rotten used up hooker ass.
Bob: "The Bulls were a great team."

Joe: "Yeah, and Michael Jordan got too much credit. And he cheated on his wife. What a dick."
by MREMR76 September 11, 2009
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