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19.
The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010
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1.
God in a pair of Nikes
by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003
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2.
the greatest basketball player ever.
by wizzle August 24, 2003
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3.
the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.
1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.
by yawn February 06, 2004
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4.
1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.
1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!
by A2P July 11, 2005
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5.
air superiority rolled up in one.
none needed. he's the shit.
by F22 August 30, 2004
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6.
An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.
Dude, last night John Starks talked some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.
by Mack C January 15, 2007
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7.
The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world
MJ is the greatest of all time
by C-Note 2000 May 14, 2005
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