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A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
by Spirit Pyromaniac December 31, 2006
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Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
by Morganelle August 13, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
by Morganelle August 13, 2016
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