American model and entrepreneur. All the girls want him. All the guys envy him. He's smart, handsome, and successful. He really does EVERYTHING. He needs a stock for himself; investing in him will bring the US out of the recession. In a few years, he'll be on the cover of FORBES and Fortune 500 - no doubt. His net worth will be blinding. Even in college, he's constructing the foundation for his multi-million dollar enterprise. He comes from a family of excellence - his parents, cousins, and relatives come from a dynasty carved and sculpted with success and good fortune. He never settles for anything but the BEST. He's got the brain, the voice, the body (OH, the body), and super-dreamy eyes. Beneath the facade of perfection, though, he's actually pretty cool. He's got so many friends, and is happy ALL the time - well, except when he's hungry. He doesn't really need to eat, though, because some people think he's a robot. He doesn't sleep either. Overall, he's the type of guy that is crazy-cool, super hilarious, and the epitome of awesomeness: an icon and idol for all.
GIRL: "Hey... What's your last name again??"
GUY: "Burrafato... why?"
GIRL: "As in theee Michael Burrafato?!"
GIRL: "Ah... I can hear wedding bells already!"
GUY: "Get in line."