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28.
> A place that you can never have "nothing" to do.
> A place where age is quite literally just a number.
> Hell with palm trees
> Populated by wanna-be thugs and chongas
> Rarely does the IQ pass 40
> Cubans run the place
> A tourist's turn-on
> White people are just there for the Latin's enjoyment. We can laugh at their poor Spanish skills while stealing their cars.

Miami is where homes are destroyed to build condos for idiot tourists who apparently don't have the ability to read maps properly
by Miami Gal January 24, 2007
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1.
The city to be if you want to get your shine on. Best food, nightlife, shopping; Miami is just too throwed. Home of the famous people that come to Miami to get their party on.
Miami is the city where everybody livin large and making paper.
by DADE COUNTY 305 June 27, 2004
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2.
Miami is the city that you love to hate.
Its the city that you hate to be a part of and proud to say your from.
Its the city with the poorest hoods and the richest mansions.
Its they city that scares you to be in and love every part of.
Its got nightlife and parts that will end your life at night.
Miami is the gateway to and from the US.
Miami is (form: South Beach, Coral Gables, North Miami Beach to: Liberty City, Carol City, Little Havanna).
Miami is the home of D-Wade, and Shaq.
M-I-A-M-I
Miami is da shit, but let's not get shot.
by Ollec July 07, 2006
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3.
The largest Cuban city in the world after Havana.
Miami is the city that Cubans built.
by mantell August 11, 2006
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4.
M-oney
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m.i.a.m.i-money is a major issue
by heavyhitta April 09, 2005
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5.
A pretty, humid, and exciting city in South Florida that has much diversity and culture. Miami is also best-known for being the Disneyland for party animals (South Beach).
Guy 1: I'm surrounded by Cubans and whatnot.
Guy 2: We must be in Miami!
by Kyle January 29, 2005
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6.
The city where everybody knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody
I know a person in Miami that can do it up
by Tiz305 October 20, 2004
533 222
 
7.
1)Miami = place the rest of the country/ world wishes they could live
2)Miami = very few people know how to properly drive, yet everyone will talk to you as if they are experts
3)Miami = so much stuff to do that you don't know where to begin
4)Miami = coolest city in Florida
5)Miami = everyone wants a Republican in office to lower taxes on the rich, to then blame tax increases on the Democrats who don't have anything to do with local politics
6)Miami = better than your city
1)Man, I'm going to Miami this summer!

2)(Driving at 80mph, talking to you on a cell phone) Man, I'm on the Palmetto, and let me tell you people are idiots! They're indicating and swerving left and right through their lanes; hold on, I have to cut-off 4 cars to get off on this exit

3) A) What are you doing tonight?
B) Concert, football game, movies, beach, clubs, friend's getty, or trip to the keys?? TOO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM!

4) (Teenager in Pensacola) Man, I wish we were more Miami-ish. (Redneck father, playing banjo) Wudjuw sai? Gadamnit, if ya wuna leive, den wuhy dun'tcha? Gudfo nutin' udiot!

5)I just can't believe we don't have a sufficient number of police officers, fire rescue, and staff at Jackson Memorial Hospital! I must call Nigel on his GPS-Satellite phone, he's in Barbados for the weekend, Timothy. Hello, Nigel, can you believe those Democrats in Washington screwed us over again? No, no I'm not drunk. No, no I'm not in the helicopter. Okay, now I'm in the helicopter. Talk to you tomorrow.

6) Miami is so much better than us (said by resident of any other city).
by Juanito Papitolindo May 27, 2005
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