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the best mother fucking college football team in the world
who won the orange bowl this year?
The Miami Hurricanes!! whoo they kicked floridas ass
by mike todd March 31, 2004
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A group of thugs who fight the University of Florida International, using a helmet as a weapon.
They acted like the Miami Hurricanes - complete heathens.
by Tommy Rich October 15, 2006
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2.
Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
by Saweeet July 13, 2006
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3.
Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
by Saweeet July 13, 2006
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1. The "mascot" of a supposed college football program located in Coral Gables, FL, that actually is a semi-pro team since the alumni pay for their athletes and hence, their national championships.
2. What low class, poor, ghetto dwelling thugs think the University of Miami is actually called because:
a) They don't realize it's actually a school of higher learning and not a pro team
b) They have never been to the campus (or any campus for that matter)
c) They couldn't find Coral Gables, FL on a map
d) They could never afford to take a class at the school anyway.
3. The college football program that is most envious of the years of dominance that the Florida State University football program enjoyed during the late 80's and throughout the 90's, setting several NCAA records and winning two national championships while stringing together an unprecedented 14 straight top 5 finishes and bowl appearances.
4. The college football program located in Coral Gables, FL that will spend 2-3 years atop the polls, then runs out of money to pay players, and sinks to the level of an also-ran team that loses annually to West Virginia and Virginia Tech until they can save enough money up to pay for more pro caliber players. In addition, at least once per decade, they will be placed on NCAA probation.
Florida State Fan: ...and I'll also have a double cheese burger, and a large coke.
Miami Hurricanes Fan: Yassuh...right away suh. What else you be wantin' suh???
by HoMaster May 14, 2005
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The college version of the cincinatti bengals
During team meetings the miami hurricanes come up with alibis
by badgersfan September 23, 2007
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6.
Fornicating in the doggie position over a toilet bowl with the girls head in the bowl, when climax occurs you pull out, flush the toilet (giving the girl a swirly) and ejaculating towards the bowl aiming at her face.
I was giving it to this girl in the bathroom and I thought: "What a great opportunity to give her the Miami Hurricane"
by ythelastmatt September 10, 2011
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Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?

Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
by Canes suck December 28, 2011
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