Your 2005-2006 NBA Champions. True the Heat were eliminated by the Knickershitters in 99 in a 1 vs 8 matchup but it doesn't matter because Zo and Riles got the last laugh motherfuckers. How many Larry O'Brien trophies have Patrick Ewing, Allan Houston, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby and the rest of them hoisted over their heads? Yeah that's what I thought bitches. Of course the Knicks have a bright future to look forward to, oh wait no they don't! They traded the 2nd pick of this year's draft for a center with 2 heart defects who can't rebound, The Bulls have the option to swap picks with them next year, they're in salary cap hell, and Isiah Thomas is the worst GM ever and a mediocre coach. Any team with Shitbury sucks until he leaves.
The Miami Heat own the Knickershitters and it'll be at least 30 more years until the Knickershitters win an NBA title.
by Dolphins > Jets too August 11, 2006
Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.
by uno uno uno July 11, 2010
When a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral sex on a man.
Damn girl, that Miami Heat you just gave me was extra hot!
by Adallac Escalade September 14, 2008
Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.
I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.
by sivino January 16, 2009
NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here
Zo was with the Heat before.
by 0000 October 20, 2003
A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.
All we could give her was some Miami Heat.
by Rashard Quovon Lewis June 13, 2011
The embodiment of evil.
Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.
by The Bloke's Bike May 28, 2011
Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!
I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!
by MiamiFer June 12, 2011